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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

9: Proper Potter Premiere Protocol

I only have 5 helpful hints left to give you before it's time to put theory into practice.  Learn well and keep reading.

Don't trip.
11. The moment has almost come, its around 8:30 and they are letting some people into the theaters.  As soon as the movie theatre attendant rips your ticket in half, you run like your life depends on it towards the theatre you were assigned to. Unsurprisingly you arrive their first and are faced with a myriad of choices to sit.  So the question arises, and you finally realize the truth with which Rebecca Black sings, "WHICH SEAT SHOULD I TAAAAKEEEE?" but stay calm, don't make a youtube video JUST YET.  Obviously, you know not to sit in any of the first 6 rows of the theatre unless you want to have a sore neck by the end of the movie.  I also wouldn't sit in the back on account of being behind everyone and, as I will tell you in post #7, you will want to be the center of attention.  That being said, try to find a seat that is in the direct middle of the theater in all ways, or as close to the middle as possible.  Not only is it the best seat for optimal viewing, but its the place to be for all activities.

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