Toddlers and Tiaras

wow I disappeared forever. No one noticed though am I right? (of course I am).
I've decided to take this time to alert the media, or my one follower, about how incredibly creepy toddlers in tiaras is. For one, it should be considered child abuse to forcefully apply pounds of makeup and fake teeth to your 5 year old when in reality, they can't even talk properly with the teeth god gave them yet! The fact that these pageant mom's are basically living vicariously through their barely adolescent children leaves me to wonder how they lost their childhood. Oh yeah! their mothers were pageant moms too! And don't even get me started on the episode on right now, a mother is taking her five year old son to the nail salon. He chose green because the judges would find it "cool". Good for you, Zander.
Oh look now! let's spray tan our five year old for the 50th time! there is nothing weird or disturbing about that at all!
In summary, Toddlers and Tiaras is morally ethically, spiritually, physically, absolutely, positively, undeniably and reliably WRONG.
^hey that was fun! maybe I'll do more post like this now that summer's here!